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This edition of Mac's Korner was based on various pieces previously under publication between 2017 and 2020. In the United States, more people play softball than any other game. Basketball is next, then baseball, then table tennis. Wanted to know that, didn't you? Mac: Just pull the plug Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room. I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state. I do not want to be dependent […]
This edition of Mac's Korner was based on various pieces previously under publication between 2017 and 2020. A moral lesson with a sense of humor A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons - Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who gets the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here," she said. "He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'" Kevin […]
This edition of Mac's Korner was based on various pieces previously under publication between 2017 and 2020. Henry Ford: a resourceful man Henry Ford was born July 30, 1863, and can be considered a resourceful man. In 1908, his Ford Motor Company would develop the first moving automotive assembly line. This would allow for him to make cars more quickly and sell them cheaply. Soon, everyone was "hitting the highways." He would patent the first plastic-body car, using soybean products […]
This edition of Mac's Korner was based on various pieces previously under publication between 2017 and 2020. Spend your life doing strange things with weird people. I do! *** Another fine day ruined by responsibility. *** What's your favorite childhood memory? Mine is not paying bills! Relax, don't take life so seriously Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive. *** Choose kindness and laugh often. *** Sometimes, the best way to stay out […]
Until further notice, the days of the week are now called Thisday, Thatday, Otherday, Someday, Yesterday, Today, and Nextday. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop. Breaking someone's trust is like crumpling up a piece of paper. You can smooth it over, but it's never going to be the same again. Someone just called me normal. I've never been so insulted in my life. If you want to be trusted, be honest. Hello Jesus. I'm ready […]
After a tiring day, a railroad commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cellphone and started talking in a loud voice. "Hi, sweetheart, it's Eric. I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the 6:30 and not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting." "No, honey, not with that blonde from accounting. It was with the boss." "No, sweetheart, […]
Editor's Note: We apologize for the delay in content posting from Mac's Korner. We have enough content to last us for the next three months and will be queued up for publication every Wednesday. ************* Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The cab driver knew that they were very drunk, so he started the engine and then turned it off again, then said, "We have reached your destination. The guy gave him money and the second guy said, "Thank you." The […]
Mac's Korner: Week of April 18, 2018 I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to go wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. ***** You don't have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful. Beauty is the size of your heart, not the […]
Here's another riddle: What can fly, but not stand still; devouring all while eating nil; what is wasted, never lent; never earned, but always spent? **** Years ago, a city fellow was driving through Nokomis when his Model A broke down. Luckily, it stopped in front of a house where an elderly man was sitting in a rocking chair on the porch. The driver walked up to the house and asked the man, "Would you happen to have a monkey […]
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