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Mac’s Korner: Week of January 24, 2018

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Mac’s Korner: Week of January 24, 2018

To those who want to plan a family – take the woman’s age and the month she conceived, add them together – if odd, it’ll be a boy. If even, it will be a girl. It has never failed that I know of.

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I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, photographs and mirrors.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll be a genius soon.

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I got expelled from school on pajamas day. It’s not my fault I sleep naked.

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I just checked my account balance at the ATM. It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.

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I am so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause I’m precious.

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Think positively and positive things will happen.

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God bless till next week.

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Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.


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