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By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, April 18th, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of April 18, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of April 18, 2018 I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to go wrong. More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, February 28th, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of February 28, 2018

Here’s another riddle: What can fly, but not stand still; devouring all while eating nil; what is wasted, never lent; never earned, but always spent? **** Years ago, a city fellow was driving through Nokomis More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of February 21, 2018

Three out of four voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees! **** A good laugh and a long nap are two best cures to anything. **** My Jeannie’s cooking is so fabulous, More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, January 24th, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of January 24, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of January 24, 2018 To those who want to plan a family – take the woman’s age and the month she conceived, add them together – if odd, it’ll be a boy. If even, it More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of January 3, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of January 3, 2018 If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there. ……. People say I’m dumb, but I earned a Ph.D. in Poopology, More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Thursday, December 28th, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of December 27, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of December 27, 2017 Take from a man his wealth, and you hinder him. Take from him his purpose, and you slow him down. But take from man his hope, and you stop him. He can go on without More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, December 20th, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of December 20, 2017

Editor’s Note: We apologize for the column not getting on the site on time the past couple weeks, but now it’s time to catch up. There are three columns that are being written up today, which will be More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, November 29th, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of November 29, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of November 29, 2017 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, More...

By Lyle "Mac" McElroy On Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of November 22, 2017

Mac’s Korner: Week of November 22, 2017 Late one night in Washington, DC a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of Harry Reid and stuck a gun in his ribs; “Give me your money,” he demanded. More...