Mac’s Korner: Week of January 24, 2018
To those who want to plan a family – take the woman’s age and the month she conceived, add them together – if odd, it’ll be a boy. If even, it will be a girl. It has never failed that I know of.
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, photographs and mirrors.
They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll be a genius soon.
I got expelled from school on pajamas day. It’s not my fault I sleep naked.
I just checked my account balance at the ATM. It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.
I am so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.
I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause I’m precious.
Think positively and positive things will happen.
God bless till next week.
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