Mac’s Korner: Week of January 3, 2018
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
People say I’m dumb, but I earned a Ph.D. in Poopology, so there!
I don’t mean to brag, but I put a puzzle together in one day and the box said 2-4 years.
Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
Yabba dabba dude…is that you, Fred?
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks, “What the heck are you doing???”
Jeannie says I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.
If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan, but never the goal.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing, that’s why we recommend it daily.
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
God bless till next week.
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